I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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