I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
