hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
