I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We are all done wearing pants today
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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