I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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