Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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