Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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