Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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