I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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