It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He did a backflip because drugs
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