you traded sex for a burrito?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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