my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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