do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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