glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
