this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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