He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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