we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
be right there i have to get my cape
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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