Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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