Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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