Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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