just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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