I'm eating all of the evidence.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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