Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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