we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I have tasted many bathrooms
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
