Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
P.S. I can't hear my feet
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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