If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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