does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My dad is sitting where you rode me
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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