I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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