why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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