I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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