The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
my being single is dangerous.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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