This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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