My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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