he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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