I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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