Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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