wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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