Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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