Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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