You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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