well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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