we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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