3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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