Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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