they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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