sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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