My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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