No awkward lesbian experiences without me
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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