he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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