I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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