I got chris browned last night
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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