He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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