I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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