she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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