on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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