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(212): View more from New York

We won't sleep together?

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(716): View more from New York

you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.

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(661): View more from California

Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm

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(314): View more from Missouri

Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE

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(616): View more from Michigan

Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?

(1-616): View more from Michigan

Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?

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(678): View more from Georgia

The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.

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