where does the pee come out of this thing
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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