I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so let's talk penis.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
