i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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