I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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